Saturday, October 20, 2012

Simon and Alex McCord : Silex : Couples Therapy : Abridged Verson

Couples Therapy : Alex and Simon get a turn in therapy to argue about....  Nothing! Here is the abridged version of their therapy session:


     Look, when we were on the Real Housewives of New York City, I was interrupted by Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin. Now I need my 15 min to talk on tv for once, okay?


Bloody Hell! Just talk! Geez.  Find a damn topic to argue about to improve your acting skills.

Okay, I'll start with some random argument : I just find it annoying that you do this every single F***en time I try to talk  
WTF? This is the DUMBEST argument to have on tv. They are arguing about nothing. Oh well, I'll zone out while they try to act out a random drama scene.

 I just want respect because it is rude when someone cuts in like Ramona did. Bless her heart.
What do you want me to do? Sing the song R-E-S-P-E-C-T ? Seriously this argument is just STUPID. If you want to have a voice then talk about something more important issues like, when will we get our own Bravo TV Show? Or pick a topic that will make good drama tv so the producers at Bravo will see that we know how to act!
OMG Simon. You are not listening to me. My point is, I miss being on The Real Housewives of NYC. I don't want my own show. I want to be back on that with my friends. Sheesh. Where is Ramona when I need her?
"I've got the moves like Jagger.." ... oh to dance like Jagger..... It just got quiet..... I think I can zone back into this pointless argument. Yep. They need to work on their acting skills. Next time they come here, it better be a good argument, not random...
I think we are done here. So how were our acting skills? Were they good enough to get my own show ?


NOTE: Trial and error for abridged. I promise they will improve as time goes on with all of my favorite reality shows!

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